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When I look at regular original flavored creamer versus French vanilla flavored coffee creamer, I don’t assume there is much difference.  I drink my first cup of coffee with French vanilla.  I drink my second with Original creamer flavor.  I discover there is a WORLD of difference.  That fact aside, I want to know if there exists a caffeinated creamer; I wouldn’t care what flavor that shit is…Pour it in!

Also, caffeinated cheese should be a thing.

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I have a wildlife calendar hanging on the wall of my cubicle at work.  I’m not looking forward to flipping it to “May”, because the picture for that month is an American Bison.  Nothing against you, Mr. Bison, but I enjoy looking at a colorful Macaw more than your big, furry butt!  Here…have a carrot…don’t charge me.

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Random Ramblings

You know those cheap, microwave bean burritos that you can buy in a package of 10 at the grocery store?  I adore those.  EVEN THOUGH they’ve scalded my mouth on several occasions (and yet then soothed the burnt flesh with their still-icy center..hot then cold…like Katy Perry…or Sour Patch Kids), I can’t get enough of those things!  I have stopped buying them altogether, because anytime they are in our house, it is required for me to eat two or three in one sitting…as a snack.  And I can’t just eat them alone, Oh no!  They’ve also got to be covered in gooey, melty cheddar and taco sauce (Spanish Gardens, preferably).  They are the vortex in my freezer, calling my name and drawing me in…and at the grocery store, I have to rush past them before their calls make it through the freezer doors!  “Eat us, Leah….EAT US ALL!!!!!!!!”