I just realized that I could totally use my ruler as a weapon if I needed to!! It is a thin piece of metal w/ corkboard on the bottom of it for traction….but the sucker is SHARP on the edges (as in, I’ve cut myself with it by mistake before).

 

MY RULER IS A MACHETE IN DISGUISE!!!!

 

Better look out, office-plants!  I may need some practice with this!