Today, I reached the maximum capacity for banana intake.
For a really long time, I would only eat, on average, one banana per YEAR. I am a HUGE texture person when it comes to eating, and eating something that has the same texture as what I imagine shit would have does NOT sound appealing. (My GAWD…it’s the similar shape of poo, too!!! Also, you’re welcome for THAT visual. Ha!)
Still, I know that it’s a quite regular fruit to eat for most, and my once-a-year eating would only happen, surely, because my body was telling me that I needed potassium or else MY MUSCLES WOULD CRAMP INTO OBLIVION!!!!
But, for the past few weeks, I discovered that I WAS actually able to stand eating bananas again, just like I’m sure I did when I was a one year old with no choices but mushy food. Plus, it was an easy breakfast to grab that has protein. Win-win?
Not this morning.
This morning would have been my third day in a row to eat a banana for breakfast this week.
I took my first bite….”Why does this taste….different?…”
I took my second bite….”No…it tastes the same, but………………….
On my third bite, I began to literally gag on the banana! (Go ahead….Insert innuendo/joke here….I know you want to!) ;P
I spit that fruit-crap back out and into the trash, then threw the remaining banana in with it! Not only did I THROW the offending food into the trash, I fucking PITCHED it in there!! Batter up, Trash can!!!
So my threshold was reached. It took a total of 8-10 bananas in three weeks, but at least now I know.
Maybe I’ll try bananas again….next year.
8 thoughts on “A Limit Reached”
Aw, I love bananas! I just have a fear of them getting all bruise-y and gross. I have a horrible time with cramps in the bottom of my foot after I go to the gym so it’s kind of a must. Well, here’s to next year’s bananas ;)
ha ha!! Cheers!!!!!
I LOVE BANANAS!! Try it with Peanut Butter – super yummy! However, I will not eat the brown ones either. They get too mushy and I will start to gag on them then!
Maybe that was my problem….they had begun to turn….
Just have banana daiquiris then you do not have to worry about the texture!
You are beyond wise!
Wisdom is acquired as you get OLD!
Or merely through experience…..we ladies NEVER get old, right? ;)