I know…it’s been a long time!
But, look…I have an excuse. It isn’t a good one, but it exists.
My right hand was in a splint for several weeks after breaking my finger. I could hardly type. When I DID type, it turned out like this:
 
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So, you can imagine the frustrations of any attempt of writing a blog. Even MORE annoying was trying to DRAW illustrations to go with future blogs. 
But NOW, my hand is free! I can do all the regular things—writing, drawing, typing, masterbating….
And if you’re wondering how I broke my finger….Umm…. you know that klutz factor I often mention?
Add alcohol…and concrete. The End.
So since it’s been awhile, I’m going to ease back into this thing with some randomness/my thoughts throughout the day:
-I shouldn’t listen to stand-up comedy while sitting at my desk, because it results in laughter-coffee spraying from my mouth onto my computer screen. 
-I just discovered I’ve been wearing my underwear inside out all day.
-I want Macaroni and Cheese so very badly right now, but all I have are M&M’s and no money.
-Is cat-hair breathable? Whether it is or not, I’m pretty sure I get more of that in my lungs than oxygen, because my cats seem to shed forever! No matter how much I sweep, when I look at my apartment’s air filter, there’s a thickness of probably 12 inches of just hair on there! Can a furnace catch fire due to two months of cat-hair buildup? I should probably teach my cats how to use fire extinguishers.  
-I should definitely teach my cats how to use fire extinguishers….and how to use a broom.