Today, I attempted to pretend my protein bar was a bag of Cool Ranch doritos. It did not work. So, I decided it would be worth it to cough up the 40 cents and buy a small bag of the beloved chips.
I dug through the abyss, aka the bottom of my gigantic purse/bag. Along with some wrappers and crumbs (HOW THE HELL…????), I pulled out some coins. JUST ENOUGH!! It had to be a sign. I was MEANT to eat those chips!
I practically skipped to the cubicle that holds our beloved office-snack treasures, and I opened the drawer that holds the chips and crackers. For a moment, I thought I heard angels…and a small bit of light seemed to eminate from the drawer!
This light was QUICKLY dashed as I realized…..there…..were……NO…..DORITOS!!!! Nothing but potato chips and Sun Chips!! These are NOT what I craved!!!
I wandered back to my desk in defeat, a small, figurative tear rolling down my cheek.
LeahWould 
Eww… Sun Chips…. Not even close!
I completely agree…unless I’m craving those Harvest Cheddars!
I broke down and bought a package of mini chocolate donuts out of my offices’ vending machine a few weeks ago. Despite the fact that they taste like brown wax I chomped them down and then promptly received a forwarded e-mail from a coworker who had just found mold on her chocolate vending machine donuts. And then I died of mold poison. I am commenting from the after life.
Just please don’t haunt me with any after-life moldy Dorito-dust!!!!!!!! :P
I feel that way about the baked cheddar chex mix. I haven’t had it in months, though..
sorry about the doritos.
It’s okay!! I found some of the yummy ranch dust later!!