A paraphrased conversation with a fellow employee this morning:
Susie: I brought in more flavors of coffee today, so we aren’t stuck drinking the cat-piss kind.
Me: Oh yay!! What kinds?
Susie: I got Toasted Pecan and Hazelnut; I bought the big bags, so you all can choose whatever flavor you want today.
Me: Oooh yum!! What kind do you want?
Susie: Oh it doesn’t matter to me.
Me: Well, I vote for the nut one!
Susie:……………………they’re both nuts.
Me: Oh yah. (In my mind, I clearly meant “pecan”, but obviously, my logic is often nonsensical…especially when I lack coffee.)
This conversation gives proof to my “ditzy blonde” tendencies, from which I fear I will never escape! :)
Today is Heather’s birthday. I decided I wanted to make it extra special, so I sent her a gift. It should arrive in an envelope at some point later this morning. Just a simple token of my affection: A ziploc bag with pecans in it, labeled with a post it that reads, “Deez Nuts”.
Is there any other better gift during office hours for one’s birthday? I doubt it. Fuck flowers…this means SO much more!
(Okay, I know I’m full of it right now, but I am just super excited for her to receive them, and I hope she laughs her butt off!)
(10:30am—She sent me a text–pretty sure my mission was accomplished. *grin*)
Today, I received a “Merry Christmas” from one of my contacts at another business. I thought that was sweet, so I had to send a Christmas Cat-Meme back. ‘Tis the season for laughter! (She loved it, btw.)
**COMMENCE WITH SENDING ALL THE CHRISTMAS MEMES!!!**
The Christmas luncheon is over. I am completely stuffed. And upon someone opening up a gift that included almond coffee, Susie decided to call out to me, “Leah! There’s another nut for ya!!”
Pretty sure everyone was confused and perhaps amused.
Apparently, the theme of today is nuts.
Nuts nuts NUTS…..and more nuts…………The End.
2 thoughts on “Tuesday Museday”
If cat-piss flavored coffee was good enough for my grandpappy, it is good enough for me.
Hahaha! Grandpappy doesn’t want nuts!?